Paris Hilton is not at the top of my list of favourite things. But she’s not at the bottom either. For me, she’s always had one saving grace – she’s never succumbed to a boob job. Despite the fact that she’s practically plastic everywhere else. A bigger bust would only make her even more like a walking talking Barbie and even more predictable than you already know her to be. Not to mention, it gives hope to the A-cupped of the world (i.e, me) that you don’t have to be busty to be considered attractive. But now, is it me, or does Paris look suspiciously silicone-esque? I know I’ve never worn a swimsuit or even a bra that creates this kind of cleavage out of thin air. So has she has a job, do you think? Or, bigger question: Do we really care? Actually no. Glad we sorted that one out.

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